Hello there!

My name is Doctor Royston Gwyddonydd, but you can call me Roy. I'm contacting you because I need help with a very urgent problem.

My arch nemesis, the evil Yorick Wahnsinnig, has stolen a prototype of my time machine, and I fear that he may unravel the very fabric of history unless we're able to stop him in time.

Heh heh... See what I did there? "In time"? Anyways...